001. And then the bounty hunter asked if he had permission to hit on me. I might have said yes.

002. I just opened the hatch to get into the crawlspace for the back up drives and found three boxes of cookies, a bottle of spirits, and a blanket.

003. I would ask you to not start an intergalactic war with your penis, but I want to think that everyone else has better taste.

004. At what point does it go from anger management issue to potential homicide do you think.

005. I just want some good wine, an intelligent conversation, and honest affection. Why is that so hard.

006. t e x t h i m