o p e n p o s t

[quasaar]

o p e n p o s t

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tfln options.

[quasaar]

001. And then the bounty hunter asked if he had permission to hit on me. I might have said yes.

002. I just opened the hatch to get into the crawlspace for the back up drives and found three boxes of cookies, a bottle of spirits, and a blanket.

003. I would ask you to not start an intergalactic war with your penis, but I want to think that everyone else has better taste.

004. At what point does it go from anger management issue to potential homicide do you think.

005. I just want some good wine, an intelligent conversation, and honest affection. Why is that so hard.

006. t e x t h i m

1

[orionids]

so long as you're careful and don't get caught. never mind that Janus would be insufferable about it.

[quasaar]

What does he have to do with anything.

And I don't think the bounty hunter is about to broadcast this either. Promise I won't bring him near the ship, for extra precaution.

[orionids]

moreso if he finds out about this little rendezvous than anything.

regardless, just don't give him reason to suspect certain things, and yes. keep him away from the ship.

5

[deadsirius]

settle for 2 out of 3. or even 1 out of 3. your standards are too high.

[quasaar]

... really? One one of the three? Though I guess on this ship, two of the three seem to be mutually exclusive.

[deadsirius]

ouch. i might be dead but i still have feelings you know.

004

[deltirianprince]

What the hell happened now?

[quasaar]

...

It sounds so childish but it's really just-- Janus looked at me with that smug face he has and, Iz, I want to throw him out the airlock.

[deltirianprince]

I know somebody who could help with that but idk if he'd want to

[ No Iseul, no asking Sage about possibly cursing Janus. (XD) ]

3 because oBVIOUSLY?

[collimation]

i'm so touched that you think me and my dick have that much power.

[quasaar]

Less about your dick and more about your inability to be civil towards someone after sleeping with them.

But read what you must in order to keep the peace, I guess.

[collimation]

oh you mean the part where i just fuck off after the fun's over.

4

[shorttermed]

When you start having tunnel vision and seeing stars, quite frankly.

[quasaar]

...so I'm getting close. Good to know.

Happen to have any tips on how to not murder someone perchance?

[shorttermed]

As tempting as it is, do not imagine how you'd plan their murder out. Do not.
You cannot sway the opinion of everyone, regardless of how wrong they are in your eyes. Take a step away if you can.

5.

[suanni]

don't know, is it hard? sounds like a good combination to me! which part is hardest?

[quasaar]

Finding someone who is intelligent and also in possession of honest affection. Or knows what honest affection is, for that matter.

[suanni]

ah. knowing is not easy. once you know, it's easier to do. or maybe for some it's easier to do without knowing.

2

[firstmagnitude]

oh
im sorry
that was me
people complain about not being able to sleep if im in the bunk area

[quasaar]

That-- spirits though?

Should I ask if everything is alright?

6.

[quatrain]

I just found an entire bag of French fries under my cockpit seat labeled "for emergency use only". Drunk me is always planning ahead!!!

[quasaar]

Wait, does that mean you are going to eat them?




... how old are the fries?

006

[daegar]

maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. someone changed the name of my starmap to "i can hear you having sex"

CACKLES

[quasaar]

that was probably Janus.

he's just jealous.



i'm not toning it down for him.